- Dan must DIE.
- Drago must LOSE.
- Drago must lose MORE.
- LISTEN TO HADES.
- Do not cross PD, or you will find your head on the other end of Lansor.
- Do not cross ME, PERIOD.
- Those who create the Bakugan Anime must follow rules 1-3.
- I have a blocking stick, and I'm not afraid to use it.
- When I'm unable to get Bakugan, blame my parents.
- DO NOT HOUND ME ABOUT THE OFFICIAL BAKUGAN WIKI YOUTUBE CHANNEL'S VIDEOS. I have a life, you know.
- BEWARE. I have a short temper, and it passes on to my Bakugan, especially Hades, PD, and Cyclone.
- Bring your Bakugan to the mall, and they'll end up like Blitz and Linehalt: lost in a fitting room.
- The Aranaut Project is stronger than you think.
- Phosphos could slice open a Kazarina at any point. Those with weak stomachs should leave RTW now.
- Steal Gyrazor's "I SLICE YOU!!!" and YOU shall be sliced.
- I am a Gundalian whose BMA skills are next to none.
- If you despise the Caramelldansen, leave while you can still stand upright. My Mutant Elfin plays the song every five to ten minutes.
- It's not "The Beatles". It's "DUH BEETULZ".
- More to come.
- Shut up when I am talking.
- Flee in terror if my mood swings to "Angry" or "Hate" or "Rage" or "Epic killer death Rage".
- Lover's gonna love, just not you.
- AOH is better than you, Anonymous.
- Do NOT use Sophia's name in vain.
- Do NOT, for the love of all that is sane and holy P*** ME OFF!
- DO give me cheese.
- Do NOT, for the love of all that is sane and holy DIS STRIKEFLIER!
- Love Strikeflier in my presence.
- Love Strikeflier out of my presence.
- Love Strikeflier. NOW!
- Don't try me.
- by GOD don't try me.
- If you value your life, DO NOT TRY ME.
- Don't make fun of my music. Yours is just as fail as mine.
- Shade always wins eventually.
- Do NOT mess with ANYONE in my family.
- Pay attention to rules 8-10
- Don't hate.
- I will hate only if hated.
- Ok, I might just hate for fun.
- I CARRY A BAZOOKA!
- My win is your fail.
- My fail is your fail.
- Your fail is your fail, SO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
- Are you loving Strikeflier yet?
- don't make fun of me being Atheist, because if there is a God, you will meet him fast.
- I AM GOD.
- Walk away. Just walk the (EFF) away.
- I am probably one step from lashing out at you.
- Under NO circumstance are you to make fun of me while in a bad mood. It. Will. End. You.
- Don't let The Animal come out. It. Will. Also. End. You.
- Notice how I belong in an Asylum.
- Guess what, YOU BELONG IN AN ASYLUM TOO!
- Leave me alone when I want to be, or you might not see the next time.
- The more you try to be like me, the more you fail.
- I'm awesome.
- You are awesome IF you agree with me.
- H. and I are your sudden death from above. Enough said.
- Shade and I are the strike from shadows. Enough said.
- Enough said.
- Follow rules by Queenie, K, Rayne, and Sarah.
- Queenie and Sarah are the ONLY people who can match and/or surpass my rage, so watch yourself.
- Follow rules 1-42
- If you are stupid enough to p*ss me off, you won't live long enough to do it again.
- Leave me ALONE. That means YOU, Robin.
- I swear I am going to end up killing most of the new people that come here or the main wiki. You guys are getting stupider and stupider by the member, and it is getting annoying.
- Don't try to get me in a good mood. It will just make matters worse.
- If I am mad at you, keep your mouth SHUT until it blows over, because you could meet the same fate as Steel and Ivo.
- Don't even try it.
- Wannabe Trolls get squished under my foot of rage. You are warned.
- Obey rules 1-51 or PERISH!
Rules of FlashyEdit
- What Flashy says GOES. No exceptions.
- All shall adore Flashy. No exceptions.
- All shall be adored by Flashy. Some exceptions.
- Flashy is awesome.
- Flashy is to be addressed as Flashy, nothing else. No exceptions.
- When I talk PAY ATTENTION!
- I'm #1 here and everywhere.
- DO NOT talk trash about Linkin Park.
- DO NOT talk trash about wrestling.
- DO NOT talk trash about COOKIES!
- And of course DO NOT talk trash about me.
- DO NOT choose a thing in daily life and make a poem or a song about it.
- I CARRY A MISSLE AND I"M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
- Throw SM in the nearest Trash Can.
- I'm a storywriter.
- DO NOT Try to attack me cuz i'll dodge it and give you an RKO.
- If you have cookies GIVE THEM TO ME!
- I'm world worst speller and I have tons of spelling mistakes and i won't correct them so use yr mind to figure out the word.
- Annoy me...GET EVAPORIZED!
- When I'm here I don't knock the door I BLAST IT! So repair it from your own money.
- When I'm here The hole wiki comes after me.
- OBEY THOSE 17 RULES ESSPECIALY 17!
- If you didn't Finks are gonna eat yr lungs and brain then I'll shock you with my lightning tower then stab you with my lightning tower.You won't like that.
- Dan wannabes shall suffer a fate worse than Carmelldansen.
- I ATOMIZE U.
- When I win, you fail.
- When you win, you fail.
- When neither of us wins, you fail.
- You fail.
- YOU ALWAYS FAIL, OKAY?!
- Hate Spin Master.
- Hate Drago.
- Hate Dan.
- Worship Phosphos.
- Y U NO WORSHIP PHOSPHOS?!
- Screw everyone else's rules, AND OBEY MINE.
- Don't anger the hydra.
- DON'T ANGER THE HYDRA.
- DO. NOT. ANGER. THE <EFF>ING HYDRA!!!!
- Listen to rules 21-24. If you do anger the hydra, you're screwed.
- If you call me Bedno, Benny, or Bendo14, you'll be killed by my pet lion, Leon/Kitty.
- I carry a Zindigan War Blade. DEAL WITH IT.
- Anonys, go to h*ll.
- If you have a Rubanoid, and Mystic is around, HIDE THE RUBANOID! You'll really really reallly regret it if you don't do it. Unless you want your Rubanoid to get r***d.
- Titan Z pummels all challengers. He never loses. GET OVER IT!
- A Lythirus a day keeps the doctor away.
- I have a Block Flaming Chainsaw. U MAD?
- Worship the hydra.
- ARE YOU WORSHIPPING THE HYDRA YET?!
- If you're not, you're dead.
- Seriously, he'll come for you.
- YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME LEFT!
- Ripper likes his Axellor. Never take it away from him, unless you want to get sliced apart.
- Anonymous, go slither off to some stinkhole where they use anonies as sacrifices.
- Ignore Masters's rule 11. The hydra will slice you open if you don't.
- Eat TAHKOZ.
- Never challenge Accelerate to a round of Warrior. You get pwned.
- I ATOMIZE U.
- You'll soon realize that rule 38 is simply a copy.
- <insert vandalism here>
- When the chance, DESTROY ADMINTHESECOND'S BYM YARD.
JuiceSacrifice 10 Ichis per day.
- Annoy those who don't sign with ~~~~.
- (RP) Clean and sharpen the silencers each day.
- (RP) Make sure there is no problems with the Fuser.
AVOID MASTERS'S ANGER.Not anymore.
- I have the right TO FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!!
- Drop the F-bomb at me, and you will face a fate WORSE THAN DEATH.
- SCREW SM. AND SEGA NEEDS TO SUCK A POP- LOLLIPOP.
NVGI, GIMS IS AWESOME!!! >:D
- Self-nukes are FUN, PERIOD.
- ALWAYS NUKE THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING THE IRC.
- Obey the rules... ALL THE RULES. ESPECIALLY RULE 15.
- Dan wannabes shall suffer a fate worse than Carmelldansen.
- Always Copy someone else's stuff if you like it.
- Always Copy someone else's stuff if you hate it.
- Justin needs to click on here.
- If you want to screw my BYM base, fine! BUT I PROMISE I WILL $&!T YOUR BASE UP IF YOU EVER DO SO.
- If you call Bendo with a name that says: Bedno, Benny, or Bendo14, you'll be killed/wibbled by his pet lion, Kitty.
- *no comment*
- Don't post bad stuff about me.
- Don't tick me off.
- DON'T SPAM!!!
- DO NOT make fun of Admins.
- Give me chocolate milk.
- Don't use the Red Truth for nonsence or things that the Red Truth is not for. Same with the other truths.
- Benod and Bendo are 2 completely different people.
- Obey rules 1-8!!!
- Don't try and talk crap about me, I know what you say
- Insult me, and expect the rest of your days on this Wiki to be torture
- Don't criticize others before looking at yourself
- Learn grammar, or else everyone's gonna dogpile you for bad grammar
- AND I'll get p-ssed off at you for it. You don't want me pissed.
- If you think I'm a fail, you must obviously be beyond fail
- If you're going to act stupid, don't be surprised if I pwn you
- It'll be pretty clear when I pwn you. Everyone notices.
- I'm probably older than you
- I have more homework than you, and therefore cannot be bothered by petty problems
- Don't mess with AOH, because you're going to meet my wrath as well as his
- I'm Big Sister.
- I know more manga than you do. Trust me on this one.
- Love TVTropes. Or else.
- Think before you babble nonsense
- Don't even think about messing with me during my PMS and MS. You'll regret it dearly.
- My mood swings rival AOH's. Keep this in mind.
- Never, EVER EVER EVER use inappropriate language in front of me. Or you'll meet my wrath, as Ji did.
1. Have respect for others.
2. Never give up. Fight to the finish!
3. Don't god mod, even if you are playing the bad guy. The worst villain has to have at least 1 weakness.
3.5. If you are writing a story about "the Ultimate enemy" or something, you can make him as powerful as you eant as long as he is defeated in the end.
4. Angering me will be your greatest mistake. There is no telling what I will do when I'm enraged.
5. NEVER CALL ME EMO
6. Call me Masters
7. Ignore DM's first 3 rules and his 7th rule.
8. If you have a dream, live it!
9. RP is Awesome
10. Ignore Bendo's rules 11-12
11. NO DEOPING AND LEAVING THE IRC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Don't listen to Gundalians.
2. Hide Helix Dragonoid when he is running from cops.
3. Respect the powerful.
4. Spread awesomeness
5. Spread facts about Chuck Norris to those who don't believe
1.F*#@ all of the stupid rules by other people
2.F*#@ Justin Beiber.
3. Don't f*$@ Linkin Park or I will call you a peice of $#*! just for that.
4. DO NOT! Mess around with AOH.
5. DO NOT!
6. Do not fool around with strike or else (go to rule 10)
7. ALL HAIL ME. jk.
8. I can go crazy with randomness so don't out random me because you can't so don't even try.
9. Obey DM's first 3 rules
10. He'll kill you with a painful death.
11. I'm too random for you.
12. If you read up to here you are getting annoyed.
13. If you beat me on BD I'll use my weapon.......Deadly weapon.
14. Don't stress me.
15. Give me da money.
16. CD will kill you all if you mess with him so don't even try to mess with him.
17. DOOMSDAY IS FAKE!
18. Rule 18 is rule 18
19. This is called random talk wiki not ORANGES.
20. I cannot pwn AOH. So you can't either. (All exceprt Queenie and Sarah and Rayne... I think)
21. *No rule set*
22.. F*#! SM and Justin Beaver.
24. Do not mess with me or i'll mess with you and that won't be pretty
25. For all people to live f*#! Koei
26. For all things that are D@#$ f#@!#@ holy f#%! Koei
27. I make links without even knowing.
28. FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE DO NOT P*SS OF AOH!
29. Nor me.
31. ALL MUST HAIL STRIKEFLIER
32. Wash your hands
33. If you even think of messing with AOH he WILL hurt you badly.
34. Don't get problems like I have.
35. I've lost you by now.
36. CRAP! THEY'RE ON TO ME SO HIDE!
37. DEAR GOD DO NOT P*** OFF AOH!
38. FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE WHO P**** OFF AOH!
39. I SAID WASH YOUR HANDS!
40. Make sure you don't throw out your Linkin Park album.
41. (Throws away your Justin Bieber album.)
42. Treat me like I'm famous. Just kidding>
43. Don't follow HD900's rules
45. HD900 and Drago are fails. Don't turn out to be them.
46. Listen to Crimsonstorm's rules 1, 4,and 13.
47. Ignore Titanium Slasher's first rule. But listen to the second rule.
48. I pwn you in baseball cuz I just hit an inside the park homerun.
49. Kill teh anoneh.
50. Rule 50 was, is, and will be, rule 50.
51. Ignore Ultima's "Drago always wins" fsil because Drago is the worlds largest fsil. Nuff said.
52. Obey ze rules tat Bendo made.
53. Ignore the rules of BigBangBlader if you want to live
55. IT'S GOTTA BE THE CRUNKEST, IT'S GOTTA BE THE LOUDEST, IT'S GOTTA BE THE BEST, THE BEST LOVE SONG SHE EVER HEARD IN HER LIFE!!!
56. (Insert Facepalm Here)
57. Chuck Norris can do this with his hands behind his back while in a straight jacket. So you can't......unless you're Chuck Norris.....
59. Don't p*** off AOH. It's worse than it was before.
- Ignore Flashy's rules
- Like toast
- Kill the new Meta Dragonoid that is coming.
- Love. Toast.
- I'm saying this, not the person who calls himself "Your Master"
- Make sure Master doesn't replace me
- I just made Master- Kyler mad.
- I'm making up more rules later.
- Strike commited suicide just to get away from Flashy, Bolcanon, H., and Dharak
- Don't act like Strike or I will die flame you
- If you think Strike was more annoying than the Nyan Cat, then we will get a long.
- Respect me for who I am.
- To be revised later. No vandalism, cuz this time they aren't offensive K?? I get along better with all of you than I did at the time of the original stuff anyway. Vandals Will Be Revenge Vandal'd mercilessly, repeatedly, in every way shape and form, incessantly, excessively, with passion, and it will be beyond overkill. Aside from that, have some cake. :D
- always listen to AoH
- Bow down or burn down into ashes
- dont cross me or titanium slasher will blast you with his sonicannon
- Dont anger AoH
- Listen to "Drops of Jupiter"
- enjoy Drops of Jupiter, if you dont you know What titanium slasher will do.
- Bask in the awesomeness of Slynix
- Follow Flashy's rules Titanium slaher knows what will happen(heh heh)
- Use the following attributes in order Pyrus, Ventus, Aquos , Darkus , Subterra , Haos
- Considering rule number 9 (this one refers to AoH) Use Haos First and Foremost
- Listen to Admins and 'Crats. They demand respect (that goes especially for you Anonys out there!)
- If Infurnisto, Titanium Slasher , Gear, Surfer girl,the Hunter or any else of my guardians ask you to to something, its best to do so
- Rage will always overpower.
- Narwhals ,Narwhals.
- do NOT hate narwhals
- When you hear Nom Nom go RAWR!!! its best to run.
- RAWR!!! (gimme food :P )
- rule 17 was written by Nom Nom
- Trollswipe will slice and troll you if you troll me or spam me.
- I KNOW how to USE swords (im a swordmaster), so its best not to try me.
- If you troll or spam any user anywhere and think its funnie, you wont find it so funnie once you are 6...you know what im getting across here.
- i can overrule your logic so ya...
- i own a blasterate and im not afraid to use it on any n00b that thinks they're better than me.
- i also own a samurai sword.
- i know how to use it too
- know some Japanese.
- Dont disrespect the Land of the Rising Sun
- rule 26 will come in handy.
- Im comin' atcha!!
- Nom Nom has brothers.
- so its best not to anger him.
- Love plasma cannons and swords.
- Call me Crimson
- dont call me CS
- here are 3 of many important things
- that ends three of many important things
- no one likes n00bs, if you are one please call the "n00b no more agency" they can make you a better user to the point of not being a n00b
- KEEL DA BANANA!!
- The hunt is on... >:)
- (spins human-sized sonicannon, then buts back in holster)
- To be a ninja you must have
- a sharp, pointy sword
- a hot dog
- i would know, im a ninja/sensei
- like ninjas
- like things that go BOOOOOM!!!!
- dont like n00bs
- n00bs should read rule number 40
- hate trolls, vandals, and n00bs
Titanium Slasher's rulezEdit
- Listen to my Flashy's rules or i'll blast you with my sonicannon
- Listen to AoH's rules or i'll blast you with my sonicannon
- Listen to others' rules or i'll blast you with my sonicannon
- I will blast you will my sonicannon
- I'm charging my sonicannon
- I'M FIRIN' MY SONICANNON!!!!!
- I blasted you with my sonicannon.
- Why, you ask?
- 'CUZ I FELT LIKE IT. (so there.)
- Listen to my master's rules or anybody elses rules and my rules too or i'll blast you with my sonicannon
- RESPECT PEOPLE AND THEIR BAKUGAN OR I'LL BLAST YOU WITH MY SONICANNON!
- If i blasted you with my sonicannon, deal with it.
- Dont dis my Flashy. If you do, i blast you with my soncicannon
1. Do NOT follow AOH's rules or anyone else but mine !
2. Do Not Dis MAH RULEZ
3. Do NOT GOD GIVEN DIS MAH F@#!KIN' FIRE !
4. Do NOT dis My name
5. Do NOT dis my Girl Friend
6. Do NOT do my job for me.
7. Like Burnt stuff !!!
6. Like rule #7 to
7. You may not try to kill or hurt Me , my bakugan , my fire , my girl friend , my people etc.
8. You MUST read and follow all these rules !
9. You MUST hate the #9.
10. Don't follow #9.
11. Hate Ice cream or Burn, Burn in the Flames of Defeat !
12. If i'm datin' don't ask me out !
13. Read , and write like this .........2525egege.
14. Don't follow #13 I kinda..I mean my friend kinda spazzed out.
15. Do NOT spazz out !!!!
16. Step away from the fire kiddies or Burn, Burn in the Flames of Defeat !
17. Like. Shun.
18. Girls , don't cheat on your boy friend with Shun !
21. Call Masters EMO.
22. Masters hates rule #21, and EMO ppl, lol
23. YOU MUST FOLLOW LL THESE RULES OR Burn, Burn in the Flames of Defeat !
24. 22 and 21 are jokes, lol
1. Follow all of Firestormblaze's rules.
2. Hate nuts.
3. Don't do #3.
4. Get pwned by The Master Pyro.
5. Take care of the bakugan and Pyro while Blaze is away.
6. Do NOT dis MAH AWESOMENESS !!!
7. Do NOT dis mah brawler !!!
8. Follow these rules !
10. Follow em good !
11. Like pudding !
12. LOVE. PIZZA. ALL . WAYS.
13. ( I'm just taking thoughs out of blaze's head :P )
14. Talk like dis. -> hghfs;fj vbwsuck686426it507750
20. 0.0 (Wakes up )
21. Don't delete mine or Blaze's stuff.
22. Follow all of these rules.
23. No picking on other users or anonies.Like Ji=Magma, Steelearth14, etc.
- I am awesome, you are not
- Dont tell me what to do
- You must worship Chuck Norris and/or Charlie Sheen
- [You started the fire]
- If you have any questions, please conact the [help desk frog]
- IF you wondering, the answer is BECAUSE I SAID SO
- Dont be hatin'
- If you be hatin' on me, you will spontaneously combust for no reason
- I win, you lose, PERIOD
- Whenever you leave a message on a talk page, you will spam it with random sayings, quotes, and pics (except mine...of course)
- Drago will ALWAYS win
- You must suffer from [SHOOP DA WHOOP]
- You must press the button --> •
- You must throw your hands up in the air sometimes and shout, "AY OH GOTTA LET GO"
- You can never escape from me
- You also cant see me, because i am a [NINJA]
- Everything i say, do, or think is FTW
- You must herp derp
- Whenever things look dark, and your about to DIE/GET OWNED/LOSE A KILLING STREAK/ALMOST BEAT A RECORD/ETC, i wont be there to save you
- Everyone elses rules are a bunch of BS
- I am a control freak, and will eventually control every aspect of you life somehow and in someway
- I have a short temper, so dont EFF with me
- Whenever you try to accomplish something, you WILL fail
- Feel free to destroy the [TROLL]
- Under no circumstances may you not not not not not follow these rules
- Rule 25 is a lie
- Don't mess with Mr. Cuddlesworth. He'll cut you.
- You have no other choice but to believe what I say.
- It's no use trying to cuss me out, so don't even attempt.
- I take warnings/bans alright, but don't anger me.
- If you do so happen to p!ss me off, well, just ask Striker about that.
- If you think it's a Harry Potter Wiki? LEAVE.
- 6 also applies to Facebook. LEAVE IF SO.
- SHUT UP unless it's something important.
- YOU CAN NOT, SHALL NOT, AND WILL NOT IGNORE ME!
- SPELL EPIC AS EPIK!
- NEVER make my use my drop-kicking Skytruss on you.
- NEVER make me use Megatroll.
- NEVER diss Aquos.
- If someone kickbans you, IT'S SKYTRUSS! BLAME HIM!
- Ignore rule 13.
16. ALWAYS say Hallo thar or Oh hai thar when someone enters chat.
17. You forget about rule 15.
18. You just realized you've been pranked.
19. If you so happen to diss Aquos, BEWARE OF DEPTURE!